benjamin on my plate

a : eh you wanna eat the benjamin or not?
b : the what?
a : the benjamin, there
b : ha? what do you call it?
a : benjamin. aiya
b : its brinjal!! HAHAHA!
a : ..........

i dont know the real conversation, anyway. might be something like above.
guess who a is?
hahaha.
forgive me, a. cant help to post this!