lack of height

so after those two big guys -who were still hungry after having giant ayam penyets- protested that they could not read a word of my posts, i am now back in english. hahaha.

in my whole life, height have been a major never-ending issue. ya, go roll down the floor and laugh!

i have been one of the shortest in my communities ever since ... primary school? yeah around that. trust me, i was considered as quite tall in kindergarten! i know it is extremely unbelievable -looking at how tall i am now uurrrghh- but that is the truth of the truest truth. oh my childhood! hiks.

i dont know, and dont wanna know either, what on earth is wrong with my system. i drink milk everyday. every single day, i tell you, but seems like it only treats my bones as a transit point, before flying off my system. uuugghhh. now i know the quote is true: what comes around, goes around. HAHAHA.

have i ever wished i was tall? absolutely yes. haha. think its gonna be more fun seeing the world with higher point of view. hahaha! but do i regret being short? no. simply no. you know, there are a lot, a lot, of advantages you have as a small -okay, short- girl. it is simply a pleasure when i get something that tall girls would never get. muahahahahah.

advantages of the shorts :
1. you look younger than you are. read this, you tall big oldies! MUAHAHAHA.
2. you can hide easily. grab his ice cream and hide among the crowds :D
3. you can pretend underage and get discounts :D but make sure your face is cute! hiahahahhahah.
4. you can stand behind the talls who would block the sunshine. bye bye sunburn! :D
5. you can eat much ice cream with excuse : ice cream contains milk and milk helps me grow taller! hieheheheheh.
6. when in crowd, you can slip under people's arms and get to your destination faster than them. time is money, you talls! muahahaha.
7. you can buy cute children clothes. okay here occurs the importance of staying slim. oh my diet! *.*
8. you dont need to watch your head almost everywhere. it would not reach anything. hahaha.
9. no worries that you will get shorter boyfriend. since nobody is shorter than you.
10. they will always put you in the front line on stages. time to show off, fellas! :D

see see see? it is fun being short! hahahaha. go dig your holes and cry you talls hehehehe.
should i list down the disadvantages as well? aiyah no need la ya, im a very positive thinking person hahaha (truth is it would be longer than the advantages HAHAHA).

long live shorties!